On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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