im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
