I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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