WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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