I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
BRING THE BAGELS
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
