Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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