I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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