plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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