Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think i have two assholes
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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