PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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