Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Randomize
