what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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