so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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