I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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