Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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