I must be too annoying 4 u.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I want her autograph on my taint
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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