So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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