She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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You. Win. At. Life.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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