I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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