I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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