I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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