I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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