Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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