i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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