pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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