shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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