Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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