what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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