walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
We're hate flirting, damnit.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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