so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
