Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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