I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
