why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
