nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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