I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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