We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
