a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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