Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
