a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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