Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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