just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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