We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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