My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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