Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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