I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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