ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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