White coat. Heels.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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