I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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