In the future we'll all be gay
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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