Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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