I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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