1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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