Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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