I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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